Well now we know why Foley did it. Now we know why former US Representative Mark Foley abused his power and courted teenage boys on the internet while shirking his responsibilities as a lawmaker. As it turns out, Foley is an alcoholic, after all alcohol makes a 52 year old exchange perverse sexual messages with a 16 year old boy. Keep in mind alcohol merely eliminates inhibition; nothing Foley did was implanted by the alcohol but already resided in his warped and twisted mind.

Wait a minute it wasn’t the alcohol it was the fact that Foley was a closet homosexual and as well all know, all homosexual men have a desire molest teenage boys (just as all heterosexual men have a desire to molest teenage girls). But actually the fact that Representative Foley was gay had nothing to do with it.

As Foley’s Attorney, David Roth pointed out during a press conference yesterday, Foley was molested by a clergyman as a child and thus he is not responsible for his actions. It’s the Church’s fault or better still its God’s fault. God made Foley into the perverted deviant that he is.

How utterly ridiculous! What the attorney meant to say was Foley is a sick pervert who’s actions defy explanation and he is profoundly sorry (sorry that he was outed by ABC News that is).

One thing is for certain all hope of a Republican majority in the House is at an end and perhaps that is a good thing, both parties have clearly demonstrated that when they control both the legislative and executive branches of government, excess is the order of the day….
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