Presumably, those voting machines aren't the spawn of Satan after-all…at least when you win.

And what of those much feared efforts to suppress the votes of the  poor, minorities and other likely Democratic voters? Apparently that was so much hooey as well…again, so long as you win.

Woe to the country had these many narrow races been decided in the GOP's favor, because for anyone but a leftist to win it is clearly fraud, just as it is clearly fraud and duplicity for someone to become wealthy, hard work is never a factor, right?