"My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it [sic]. I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

So reads a statement from the world’s most oppressed political dissident, Paris Hilton as she endorses a petiton to be sent to the Governor to prevent the heiress from spending 45 days in jail. Anyone who sihns signs this petition is a fool and child that signs it has failures for parents.

According to the petition, Hilton “provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.” Well aren’t we fortunate to share the planet with such a wonderful “beauty.” We should pay this woman for the sheer pleasure of breathing the same air. For the sake of decency let us up that such nonsense goes no further….
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6637855.stm