Thank goodness we have Cuba’s Fidel Castro to set us straight on the ways of the world. Apparently its all a lie…September 11th the War on Terror its all a farce, apparently cooked up by a vast conspiracy in Washington. For those of us who lack much confidence in the abilities of our government, it is truly hard to believe that our government bureaucracy has the wherewithal to pull off such a feat, but then again it must be true because Fidel Castro told us so…

Whatever you may believe regardless of what Osama Bin Laden and the leaders of Al Qaeda may claim the true architects of the September 11th tragedy was the US government, don’t believe the witnesses, don’t believe the terrorists, don’t believe the investigators because Castro told us so…

Not only is September 11th and the War on Terror a farce but apparently so too is every other act of Islamic terror going back over three decades, its all a figment of our imagination. The first Trade Center attack, the USS Cole, Kobar Towers, the Achille Lauro, the numerous hijackings of the 1980s, the numerous murders and massacres in ever corner of the globe from Thailand to Russia to India…its all a vast conspiracy, there is no such thing as radical Islam. Even the word terrorism is a farce, probably invented by Karl Rove, sure you may remember hearing of terror attacks in previous years , but that is likely a result of memory implants.

So what’s the motivation? Why this vast conspiracy why have the vast resources of the United States been mobilized? Surely the masterminds behind this conspiracy have some grandiose objective, what that maybe Castro does not say, but I’m sure once he creates a motive in between murdering and oppressing his own people he will let us know.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/cuba/story/0,,2167354,00.html

By the way we also know this is a conspiracy because according to Rosie O’Donnell steel doesn’t burn and thus the fact that the WTC Towers collapsed confirms that it was a conspiracy that destroyed the towers…for those of you who were C average students I’m sure you will believe such drive, those of us with intelligence or any degree of common sense will know the premise that steel can’t burn or melt is laughable.

Previous word on other terror attacks:
http://www.thephalanx.com/2006/04/islamic-terrorisma-reality-check.html