In a move heralded by environmentalist, anti-American Socialists, leftist and all of those in between the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee has voted in favor of a bill that would bring about a reduction in “Greenhouse Gas emissions.”

If passed by the full Senate, as well as the House. The bill will take huge step in reducing CO2 and other Greenhouse gases. Once passed the bill ban reproduction, as human beings have a nasty habit of breeding to further strains on the environment and producing excessive amounts of carbon dioxide. Beef and other meets will be banned for the same reasons that the government will put the kibosh on reproduction.

But perhaps the greatest move will be those provisions in the bill governing the planet itself. All Volcanos are to be banned. As the earth contributes well over 95% of all CO2 emissions in a given year it is imperative that planet earth be put on notice. “Planet Earth’s days of recklessly polluting itself are at an end…” A Senator could have said.
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