A deadly earthquake has struck in China, preliminary reports indicate that this quake measured at least 7.9 on the Richter scale. We already know that the cyclone that struck Burma was caused by global warming and soon Al Gore will make the obvious connection to the Chinese earthquake.

Though there is the possibility that George Bush is to blame for quake, but then again perhaps it is the Iraq War, or high gas prices, perhaps it is the "record" profits of the oil companies or the evil rich. One thing is for sure Plate Tectonics had nothing to do with it....